I want to check you for ticks

SO I had an interesting weekend. Saturday morning when I got out of the shower I discovered a tick on my back. Where did it come from? I have no idea. My roommate and I called everyone we could think of. We took everyone's advice until we came upon Cunningham and he came to the rescue. It was then that we were informed that we did everything we were not supposed to do. Our tweezers weren't sufficient so he went to go buy new ones. On the way he ran out of gas and then a wasp flew into his car... Long story short, the tick is still not out.